Brohaus

The masculine version of sishaus.

It's a combination of brother/bro and haus.
haus being someone awesome.
brother being a legit male friend.

You: See ya later brohaus.
Him: What?
You: It's like brother and haus put together.
Him: That's stupid.
You: Shut up! :/

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BroHaus Ballistic

A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.

Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.