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a bromophobe is someone who is against bro's chillin.
'I gotta split bro. my lady is being a bromophobe'.
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some one who is bromophobic (will avoid plans with the bros to spend time with his girlfriend, or be against certain bro interactions )
Scenario 1
Bro 1 - should we ask Ben if he wants to come out with the boys tonight
Bro 2 - Nah bro, haven't you heard, ever since hes started seeing that chick hes become a real bromophobe
Scenario 2
Bro 1 - *Hugs Bro 2*
Bro 3 - that was gay
Bro 2 - whoa, dont need to be so bromophobic
A person who is creeped out by another's bromance.
When I told John I was a big GSP fan, he got all creeped out. I had no idea he was bromophobic.
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The fear of having a real friendship with your bros
Real One: I slurped that nigga Ryan up. He a real bro.
Bromophobic: Nigga, that shit gay
Real One: Nah g, you jus bromophobic.
Someone who accuses a person of being a misogynist or a closeted homosexual on the basis of typical, innocent, bro-like behavior.
The TA of my sociology class stopped talking to me after I slapped his ass and called him gay. He must be a bromophobe.
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A phobia for bros. ie. Scarred/deathly afraid of bros, either of becoming one or coming in view or contact with one.
Alexander never comes out of the house to hang out with his friends because they are friends with bros.
Alexander is bromophobic.
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A person who is afraid of dudes being bros.
These people find it repulsive to have sexual actions with their bro's, even if no homo is said right after it.
Bromophobic people tend to avoid any kind of activities of bro-ish nature. These include: Kissing your homies goodnight, giving each other brojobs, slapping each others huge ass, and piping each other in the anus and
saying no homo right after it.
These people avoid the phrase: "It's not gay if the balls don't touch." because they think it's gay even after
saying no homo, and they are truly degenerates if they really hold that belief. It's even scientifically proven
that the phrase no homo resolves any kind of gayness that may have ocurred.
"Bro my girlfriend is a bit of a bromophobe, she doesn't like it when me or my bros give each other brojobs."