bronzefinger

A bronze statue, often large in size, erected in response to the feelings provoked when one's wife is a cheating whore who moves in with her lover. The statue should be placed in the immediate vicinity of the new couple's private residence. The statue anatomically mimics a hand with the middle finger in the "f-you" position.

"Dude, that guy in Detroit totally bronzefingered his neighbor!"
"That skanky slut should get a bronzefinger for doing every bro in the hood instead of her hubby."

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