brown eyed susan

When you perform oral sex on someone and get poop on the tip of your nose.

Hey, looks like you got a brown eyed susan last night. You've got shit on your nose!

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Brown-Eyed Susan

When, at a truck stop glory hole, the giving party gently and loving replaces his or her frontal genitalia with a puckered anus, much to the chagrin of the receiving party.

The naughty, precocious pervert peeked through the glory hole in overeager anticipation of his prize, and was justly rewarded with a brown-eyed Susan.

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