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when the turd that was only moments before ready to force its way out suddenly dissapears. .... a brown recluse
you were on your way to the bathroom to drop number 2 but somebody or something distracted you and it just sorta went away. tomorrow you're in for a nice big surprise. you had a brown recluse
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A very poisoness spider, known to cause horribly deforming scars, because it's venom eats away at your skin and muscle tissue.
God save me! I've been bitten by a brown recluse. OHHHH the horror, it's starting to smell like almonds. God Kill Me!
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In the locker room I accidentally caught a look at Joe's brown recluse.
Brown Spider. On internet forums, this does not refer to the specific species (Loxosceles reclusa), but to all brown spiders in general. Try not to get them confused.
User 1:
Hey! Look at this spider that I found:
-insert image of any brown spider here-
User 2:
That's a brown recluse.
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Someone who jacks off while taking a shit.
Experts finish on the log.
Get the fuck out of the bathroom ya brown recluse!"
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Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!
Someone who never gets out of the house, usually isolated themselves in their house or room.
Hey man have you seen Tod?
Nah dude, that guy is a brown recluse when it comes to social events