A fat bastard with back tits who drinks all of your soda
Who drank all the fucking soda. I bet it was that cum canyon, twot waffle Bruner.
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A Man with a huge head. Normal hats will not fit him. offter seen in the wild with holes in the crotch of his pants.
OMG i cant find a hat that will fit my head, I'm such a Bruner.
Dude1:What happent to your pants?
Dude2: Nothing im rocking them stright Bruner style.
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Alisha Bruner's are special. You can never hurt and Alisha because they will run and jump you like it was your last day to live. They hate being called fat because they really are not. They are mostly afraid of Godzilla. They think it will come eat you. Alisha Bruner's are the most brightest people in the world, yeah sure they have their PMS moments but if you actually get to know them and you'll see that their pretty "kool" to hang out with them. I mean I have an Alisha that likes to flash people and show people her butt, ha. But that's the definition of an Alisha. If you ever meet an Alisha, take good care of her. Once she's gone, you can't get her back.. AND THAT GOES TO THE BOYS. I love my Alisha Bruner. & she likes to pee and poop on carpets like she is an animal. Alisha's are just sick people. Alisha Bruner's are like mice. You step on one, it will come running back and will bite you in your bum but take care of one, they will love you like there is no tomorrow. Alisha's are boy crazy but when they find the "right" one, they love them like she got a new puppy dawg. I love an Alisha Bruner. They live in the 757 area and live next to that "alligator" elementary school. Do not ever take their food.. unless you made it. I love Alisha Bruner, don't you?
Woah, I just an Alisha Bruner poop on my carpet.
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Mary Brooks is a big fat bitch who eats chickfila and should be sponsored by Postmates
Guy 1- "Hey, do you see that fat girl?"
Guy 2- "She must be a Mary Brooks Bruner"
BMS is the school where all the little shits go. The school administration is so fucking ass that I wouldnβt be surprised if they would yell at you for wearing different colored socks. When 13 year olds arenβt doing drugs in the bathroom, theres always some shitty fight in the bathrooms instead. The only good part about this school is the writings on the bathroom walls.
Them: βWhat middle school do you go to?β βMax Bruner Middle School!β Them: βGet the fuck out of my house.β
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A Bruner is a Ginger and Brunette mix hair color
Hey look Tanner you look like a Bruner!!
Bruner which means when people wake up late that he or she does not have enough time to have their proper meals, they just end up mixing three together, which is an invention in the 21st century.
Imma make a Tumblr posts about my Bruner when I finished it