brunkenhoefer

a team of very short and very hairy people that have unusually large feet. they have been spotted sitting in a corner booth at KBobs. they are known to be armed with wine glasses and empty wine bottles. if you see them walk away or you will find yourself being asked to shave their palms. they are often seen with galavanting with a family of six amazingly good looking people known as the Polk's. if you see them all out and about together, turn and walk the other way....you will not be able to understand the language that they speak.

hairy booty
hairy palm
big feet
extremely long toenails

brunkenhoefer toes