Bullshitize

To bullshit the well, shit; to have absolutely no idea what you are talking about yet convincing yourself and others that you do.

Zach: This totally blows! I only have 3 out of 5 pages I need for this essay!
Steve: Dude, you need to bullshitize two more pages and you'll be fine!
Zach: Great idea man!

bullshit bullshit

it's not redundant, as the first "bullshit" is an adjective, and the second one is a noun.

dude this is bullshit
what's bullshit?
that bullshit over there!
so that bullshit is bullshit?
werd, that's some bullshit bullshit.
werd.
let's go smoke a bowl.
werd.

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Bullshit

1.A term that is used to described lies or untrue stuff.

2. A term used to describe stupid things people do.

1. Teacher: Carter you are up to read next

Carter: Bullshit!

2. Teacher: PUT A LIMIT TO YOUR BULLSHIT!

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bullshiting

Not being truthful, procrastinating, not taking things serious. joking.

My fiance talks about getting married, but my fiance's actions is telling me otherwise. I believe my fiance is bullshiting.

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That's that bullshit

Said when one feels that a situation is extremely messed up and unfair. It's not just any bullshit, it's THAT bullshit

I'M IN LAST PLACE?! THAT'S THAT BULLSHIT!

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Bullshititis

A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.

"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."

"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."

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bullshit

1) complete lies and made up shit

"Larry is the biggest load of bullshit" ((((this statement is bullshit because it is a complete lie))))

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