Burger Kinging

When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.

I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.

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Burger Kinging

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.

Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.

Burger Kinging

Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.

Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!

Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?

Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.

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burger king

home of open-flamed whoppers

would you like fries with that?

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Burger King

Better than McDonald's

Burger King owns McDonald's face.

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Burger King

Nice place to go if you like burgers and quality wifi

How am I lagging I'm on Burger King's wifi!

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the burger king

A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....

person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE

*the burger king appears*

Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*

King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.

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