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The act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer. The goal is to stand for as long as possible without touching anything (seats, poles, people) for support.
Often a competition between two people to see who can stand the longest.
''On the way home last night I was bus surfing for a full 3 minutes!''
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the art of keeping your balance while standing on an erraticly moving bus
instead of crashing into the waves, you crash into people while bus surfing
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Past tense verb for Bus Surfing. The act of standing in the isle way of a bus while it's moving and use your balance to keep from knocking into things like other passengers. Basically what you've been wanting to do ever since your mom made you ride the bus in elementary school.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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traveling all day on different buses but not going anywhere. Get off one bus and get onto another one and hope by the end of the day your at least semi close to home. Extra points for train surfing and ferry surfing. For a 7 hour day (jigging school, you should be in and go through at least 40 suburbs. A bus pass comes in really handy for a bus surfing day. For more excitment play in teams and record how many buses you catch.Helps if you live in a well populated area.
"Tomorrow lets jig school and go bus surfing"
"We did that yesterday man, from bondi to malabar, newtown then back to coogee, the city then had lunch in darling harbour, then went to dee why and manly and got the ferry back to darling point then to randwick and maroubra junction and back to bondi. f*cking sick day, so many randoms on public transport"
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Running up behind a bus and holding on.
Usually in gangs to see who falls off first.
(Not for the weak - falling off face down is not unusual)
Me and the gang went bus surfing last night!
"really? who fell off first?"
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A term parents of young children should be familair with that was coined by police to describes how pedophiles stalk new victims.
The Pedophile was school bus surfing for weeks looking for his next victim.
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The act of taking two or more buses with the trip lasting more than 20 miles.
I have to take two buses downtown, which is 10 miles away, one hell of a bus surf