Business Party

A party in which several Business Majors get together to indulge in what is normally called a "LAN party" but without the LAN portion. They all load up "Excel" and smash their respective foreheads into their keyboards while proclaiming "LAWL!" at the top of their lungs. This is also known as a "capstone project" to the Dean of Business in many colleges.

Lawl Bizness 1: Liek u wan go 2 a Business Party?!

Lawl Bizness 2: I am alredy at 1, LOL! *smashes face into keyboard as Excel finishes loading*

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Business in front, party in the back

Yet another term for the mullet, accurately describing its dual nature as part ladder climbing bank employee crossed with bad hair band musician, with the end result pretty much putting it in body shop worker territory.

"Dude! check out that grub's hair! Business in front, party in the back!!"

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business up front party in the back

See mullet.

He tore off his Caterpillar hat, showing even more of his mullet hairstyle and cried "Yeah lady! It's business up front party in the back!"

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business up front party in the back

Business: confident, presentable, serious

Party: At ease, hanging loose, flowing, always ready for a good time...

After winning the world championship lawnmower races, Earl shouted "Business up front party in the back!" with his dirty-greasy mullet flowing in the breeze. Meanwhile his competitors stood to the side cowering in defeat.

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business on top, party down below

The grooming style where a guy has a close-cropped haircut on top and wears a long bushy beard below. A hairstyle popular with musicians and hipsters. trendy, beard, hipster, musician, haircut, hairstyle, grooming

I like your new cut and now you’ve grown a beard, how very hipster of you. I don’t know, to me it says I’m business on top, party down below!

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