Butlins

The spunkiest, funniest, most totally inappropriate holiday destination anywhere in the world. Full of attention seeking freaks and weirdos in fancy-dress, strutting about, cackling, getting escorted home in wheelchairs, drinking loads, eating loads, being loud and getting hated by all the boring people. Highly recommended!!!

I feel like a weekend away with loadsa fisting and a fair few cocks... Let's go to a Butlins!

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Butlins

A piss-stained, garish holiday camp for manic depressives.

Read : Auschwitz

I'd rather lick a rabid Scottish person than go to Butlins.

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Butlins

A man who is more than a little feminine.

He's more camp than Butlins.

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butlins

Litraly smoking the end of the cigarette, the orangish tip part!

omg what a twat, im so desprate to smoke a cig ill even accept butlins!

yuck you dirty F***** smoking butlins!

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Butlin

to confuse someone to such extent he/she (usually he) is powerless to refuse anal penetration. usually said of bearded fellows with double-pronged cocks.

Darwin to Lamarck

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Naughty butlins

The place Hitler sent Jewish kids during the war

You’re Jewish? It’s naughty butlins for you

butlins blues

When you've had a sick weekend at butlins, partied for 3 days, then have to come back to reality and normal life.

"Hey Luke wanna come over?"
"I can't Benn I have the Butlins blues"

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