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butt hands

the phenomenon of having a lingering odor of a girl's ass on yr fingers long after they've been up in there.

Q: did you tap that ass?
A: hell yeah! smell my butt hands!

by gluecifer February 1, 2007

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hand-butt

A hand stained by improper wiping of ones ass-parm (parmesan).

Pubert Buttscotch was appalled, his mother served his spaghetti that evening with the obvious markings of a hand-butt. He thought, she must have forgotten to wipe properly. The poo stain was horrendous.

by Kodeir January 5, 2009

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butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence

CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha

by Dylowned August 5, 2005

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Butt Plug One Hand Cum

Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand

Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.

by Todd the Rocked Bod "Jacked" March 14, 2015

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Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand

Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}

by Djkizza December 4, 2007

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hand butt cheeks

when you put your thumb to your pointer finger and it makes butt cheeks

P1: YOOOO! look! I made hand butt cheeks!
P2: what the fuck is wrong with you...

by Your father that left June 29, 2024


Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.

Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.

by swtbbybuttcheeks February 4, 2020