the phenomenon of having a lingering odor of a girl's ass on yr fingers long after they've been up in there.
Q: did you tap that ass?
A: hell yeah! smell my butt hands!
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A hand stained by improper wiping of ones ass-parm (parmesan).
Pubert Buttscotch was appalled, his mother served his spaghetti that evening with the obvious markings of a hand-butt. He thought, she must have forgotten to wipe properly. The poo stain was horrendous.
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it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence
CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha
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Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand
Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.
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This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.
This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand
Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}
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when you put your thumb to your pointer finger and it makes butt cheeks
P1: YOOOO! look! I made hand butt cheeks!
P2: what the fuck is wrong with you...
After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.