buttassination

buttassination

When one "butt" dials people by accident, essentially assassinating one's own reputation, character, job, or personal relationships by so doing.

Worker: Son of a bitch. I did another buttassination today.

Co-worker: Never heard of that. What in tarnation are you talking about?

Worker: I accidentally butt-dialed the boss while having coffee with the boys.

Coworker: So.

Worker: Yeah, well, he overheard our entire conversation, where we basically burned down the entire place with our gossip. I'm sure I just ass-assinated my job.

Coworker: Yep. You're toast.