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buttmonkey

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

199๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

133๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


buttmonkey

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.

Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!

by Bumzin August 23, 2004

109๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


buttmonkey

Someone who pretty much idolizes another person, obnoxiously following/complimenting/laughing at their jokes which aren't even funny. Usually leaves this person disliked by others for being so damn weird.

Dan: Man, that guy who follows Jim around all the time is weird.

Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.

by Urbanasia February 26, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


buttmonkey

Someone who rides your ass like a horny spider monkey.

My boss is such a buttmonkey.

by Attila Ecsedy October 17, 2003

80๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


buttmonkey

someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.

n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.

by tyresha girl June 9, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


buttmonkey

Widely used in descriptions of younger siblings.

My little brother is SUCH a BUTTMONKEY!!!!

by Who CARES?! September 21, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž