BVM

Abbreviation for the Blessed Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ.

Don't you love the BVM? She gave birth to the savior of the world.

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BVM

bitches very manly

mellisa: i lifted 150 pounds at the gym yesterday
me: wow that's very bvm

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BVM

Choke a bitch with your cock while she squeezes your balls like a medical Bag Valve Mask.

I resuscitated her with a hard BVM.

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Visitation BVM School

A place where dreams die, and teachers have ears that are really, REALLY sensitive. Really nice people go there, and you can make some good friends, but the faculty fuckin sucks(Other than like 0.00001% of them)
Things to avoid: Teachers, cheerleaders(drama queens),and especially sister motherfuckin barbara
Actually, just avoid the school all together

Friend who's not in visi: Hey man how's Visitation BVM School?
Me: It fuckin sucks. Like it always has

Pres BVM School

Only go here if you like little white girls... The father is chill though. Oh and anyone named Rasul that went to press is a bitch.

Random Person: Do you go to that bitch as school Pres Bvm School?
Student: Yes! I certainly do, and I love the kids!!

bvm

BVM stands for “Bitches Very Manly” and is often used in text messages but can also be used in daily in person speech.

“Saw someone lift a car today. It was really BVM of them.”

Nativity Bvm

Detention center for all the minersville rejects. A school with holes in the bathroom ceilings, but meant for rich kids. If you drive to school you mostly likely own a brand new car

Joe just got suspended for punching a teacher! Good thing he can go to Nativity Bvm!