by your leave

Prepositional phrase:

1.) Spoken to someone to politely ask their permission.

James: What a pleasant conversation, Jesse. I'll hope to see you again next week! Well, by your leave...

Jesse: But of course!

(James exits)

Your leaves blown

A slang term for a guy who has had a blow job. Normally used if you are in a public place and you don't want adults to know what you were talking about.

Hey Bryce man, have you had your leaves blown.

that's your cue to leave

Something you say in a group setting to dismiss the group when you wish to speak with a certain person without the other persons hearing what you have to say.

Bob:"Who are you gonna ask to prom?"

Kevin:(looking around the circle of people)"I'll get back to you on that"

Bob:(to the rest of the circle)"That's your cue to leave"

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leaving your history

intentionally leaving one's fecies in a toilet to mark their presence for future patrons

Chris, you better be leaving your history in her parent's toilet.

Leaving your gum downtown

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.

911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."

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Leave your shoes at the door

To get so unbelievably fucked up, you are mentally checking your brain out of commission til further notice
To forget the past present and future, and to 'break the world down' into something way to complex for the untrained eye to discover.

After Kevin and Dom forgot: how much money they started with, how many bombers were ate, how blood got on Dom's sneaker, and why Kevin's shoes were litterally gone the next morning. They concluded that they had a leave your shoes at the door night.

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want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

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