C-sect

1. The cutting open of a relatives stomach in case of an emergency birth.

2. A steralized setting of the art of delivering a baby through the stomach.

3. The alternative to a natural birth.

I c-sected my sister when she didn't make it to the hospital in time.

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c-sect

The cutting open of the stomach resembling the cutting open of a dry Thanksgiving turkey.

I c-sected that turkey like it was nobodys business.

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c-sect

The splicing of a sisters stomach with a cutco knife in an emergency delivery.

I had to c-sect my sisters stomach when baby Savannah couldn't be cooked any longer.

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