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The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.
Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!
A pastry that took the french years to make and sell
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$
don't be an American and ruin my croissant
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1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male fucks her
2)a hairy french girl,jizzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time
She layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend fucked her for 3 minutes.
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The word that angry French artists shout when they screw up their artwork.
Oh croissant, my paint smeared!
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A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.
"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West
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