Ethan Califf

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.

Friend: “Hey who is that guy over there”
Me: “That’s Ethan Califf, he is a pitcher”

califf

Real nigga

Chad really helped me out a lot. He’s a Califf.

califfiti

a combination of caligraphy and graffiti

Damn, he is so into califfiti and he does that in school too.