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Vb; to lace industrial cattle feed with quaaludes
"Why are you throwing handfuls of pills into the feeding trough?"
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."
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telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
Fred- OMFG I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE..
George- calm your farm!
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What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.
Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"
...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
a retort to "calm your farm"
to propose engaging in misc activities...
fred "i'll calm your farm."
rosie "i'd love you to ;)"
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telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich
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A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.
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When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.
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When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.
- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!
- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!
A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015
calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls