cambodian mistletoe

A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.

Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."

Jeremy: "What happened next?!"

Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."

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