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Yeah we were having a great time then he cambridged me
a City in the East of England, home to Cambridge University. The city also has a massive claim to the birthplace of football (the most widely played and popular sport in the world), as it is where the first universally accepted rules were written and first played. Sadly, this is largely unknown, due to the city and uni being so stuck up and football being considered working class. Shame.
It should be noted that not everyone in Cambridge is stuck up, there's plenty of down to earth people such as myself!
Cambridge - home of football and of one of the best unis in the world!
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An English city, much better than that American rip-off
Person1: Shall we go to Cambridge?
Person2: But I don't want to go to America!
(person1 shoots person2)
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The birth place of the zombie apocalypse.
AWWWW!!! Why didn't we listen to Melissa when she told us the zombie apocalypse would start in Cambridge, now we are getting eatin alive!
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City outside of Boston, MA. Great town for liberals and socialists, where people voted for Obama by 88% in 2008. A lot to do, not like the suburbs where you have to travel into a place like Cambridge to do something.
High School student from suburbs: Shut up, you think you're so cool from the college town, Cambridge
Cambridge high school student: Funny, you wanna describe what you did last weekend? anything interesting to do in the suburbs?
Suburban student: played on my xbox 360, got a gamerscore of 50,000.
Cambridge student: exactly
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All of the definitions here painting Cambridge, Massachusetts as some playground for the ultra-elite are dead wrong. Cambridge isn't even rich compared to most parts of Greater Boston; in fact, most of Cambridge is straight-up working class.
This is how it should be defined:
1. The best part of Greater Boston. Owns every other part (North End, Southie, Brookline, Newton, Roxbury, Dorchester, Somerville, Medford, etc.) in every way possible. No other borough/neighborhood/neighbor city even compares to this place. There is always something to do, ALWAYS.
2. A progressive city with a rich history. Home to some of the highest ranked universities and highest percentage of Democrat voters.
3. The only place in the world where Harvard and MIT professors live next door to immigrant families on food stamps, who in turn live next door to high-profile lawyers, who live next door to Wobblies, who live next door to old-New England money grandparents, who live next door to Harvard frat boys.
I love going to Cambridge to hang with all the hipsters in Harvard Square. Then afterwards I always stop to eat at the best Indian food places outside of Delhi. Once I'm done that I usually go protest some shit with the socialists in Cambridgeport. I could live here forever.
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