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Camera Not

The persona a person takes on when a camera (still or video) is on them. When someone is "in the lime light" and is not themselves. they become shy and are unable to be themselves at the very least.

This person DOES NOT exhibit the "X" factor needed to be successful, entertaining, or "Hot" on camera or in pictures.

The antithesis (polar opposite) of Camera Not is "Camera Hot". Camera Hot is used when someone is working the camera and exhibits adequate performance to entertain at multiple levels.

guy1:
Wow! did you see that Miss Teen 2007 South Carolina's answer?

guy2:
Shut Up! I know "like people out there in OUR country don't have maps and I believe OUR education in South Africa and The Iraq and everywhere like such as like our education over here they should help us.. or ah.. we should" are you kidding! that was sooooo funny. She was defiantly Camera Not!

Search: Miss Teen 2007

Ex2:
Boom Goes the Dynamite:

If you don't know, just search Boom Goes the Dynamite.

However, Camera Not can be overcome by just relaxing and taking a few night classes in public speaking at you local community college. :)

by JeffreyLee4Free! August 6, 2009

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camera

A little box that bestows a power unknown on its weilder, which gives them the apparent ability to control the facial expression and bodily pose of whomever they point the small box toward.

Cameraman: "Stand over there and raise your hands to the sky"

Others: -stand in directed area and raise hands-"This good?"

Cameraman: "Now Say Cheese"

Others: "Cheese"

by Vyxx August 22, 2007

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camera

1. A device that can capture a frozen image of time itself.
2. An object capable of destroying lives.
3. A device that shows what you really look like.

1. Teh sun will nevere look the same.
2. This is a picture of my boss cheating on his wife. I used a camera to take the picture.
3. Person 1: Oh my god. Why didn't anyone tell me?
Person 2: You always looked like that, you dumbshit.
Person 1: Nooooooooooooo.

by we found a problem October 8, 2007

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camera

an object to create pornography

John: yo paul i got a camera!
Paul: sweet let's film some porn!

by Legenocide October 10, 2005

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camera

An electronic device that allows teenage girls to take numerous images of themselves at strange angles so as to post over 9000 un-viewable images all over myspace and be the ~*SuPeR_gIrL*~.

The camera is the device of choice for the camera whore...

by Lord Cohliani February 7, 2010

43๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camera

Something you take to parties to record events, so you can find out what happened the next day.

We knew it was gonna be a very liquid night at 58 so we had Catelyn bring the camera.

by Scalcar June 6, 2009

44๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


camera

a device used to steal the souls of Aboriginal people, referred to as a picture box by many hill-billies.

Look, that aboriginals soul was just stolen by a camera.

by Chodey McChode February 25, 2006

110๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž