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The art of using twenty words where two will do.
"It would be most appreciated if you could combine your enjoyment of fornication for pleasurable self gratification with your abilities to relocate yourself to a position outside of our current locale, with a view to us refraining from further direct contact."
is a campbellism for fuck off
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when your man piece slithers its way through the slits in your boxers or underwear and pokes its head out the other end.
Brian became uncomfortable while playing baseball due to his excessive Campbelling
He doesn't need the soup to be hot, the soup needs him to be hot. Greatest man to ever live, will knock u out like a carolina reaper and is secretly plotting to be the next Floyd Mayweather.
Man 1: Yo bro that's so spicy, what is it on the Scoville Scale?
Man 2: It's a Campbell, it makes it's own scale
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You pipe a stoner’s girlfriend after losing a sports game
Yeah we lost the championship but I pulled of the Campbell
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a way of saying a guy or girl is a totally hottie. taken from Campbell's soup, meaning: umm,umm good!
That boy over there is a real Campbell, he is umm,umm,good!
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One of the most pretty girls, she is funny and out of everybody's league. If you get to know her she is very smart and super fun to be around, moments you get to spend with her are the best and you hope you can make more, and one day maybe get the guts to ask her out.
That girl is such a Campbell she is a 10
The most popular girl in the school is always a Campbell
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A kind guy who is so great to be around. He will listen to you when you rant about random thing. He may be a douche sometimes but he is only human. If you find someone who is a Campbell, you know that you are so lucky. He will put up with the soup jokes and will always be there for you. He is handsome, has amazing eyes, and a beautiful laugh
He listened to me rant about my problems for to hours, then made me fell better about everything. He is a Campbell
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