Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."

Cancer Cookie

A cookie that have way to much sugar and unhealthy ingredients like cancer, aids and the flu. so when you're baking cancer cookies be sure to take all the trash you can find, even the shit thats plugging up your sink. then you make one huge cancer cookie with the dough, almost like a cake, but a cookie. tehn stuff it in the microwave to ad the extra cancer to the dish.

Jo: Damn thats one hell of a cake
Tom: naw brah, its a cancer cookie . cant you taste the aids?
Tim: i could easily die for this shit

Cancer Cookie: a cookie thats dangerously good

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