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A Child Molester, Some Who Dates People Alot Younger Than Them. Basically A Paedophile In Some Way Or Another.
"Look at that fucking candy cock wif the five year old girlfriend"
"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"
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when ur sexual partner uses bubilicious gum instead of a condom.
i ran out of condom so i gave her the candy cock last night
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When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
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A cock that has different color tones like candy corn.
She didn't like his candy corn cock.
Taking your penis dipping them into warm caramel then assorted crushed nuts. She will think she is at a carnival!
candy apple cock reminded me of when my dad took me to the carnival!
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sexual penal pleasure for those that aquire it
Damn lil moma come get some of this good cock candy.
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