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1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.
2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
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Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?
Girl: $50 an hour
Boy:...More like $5,but ok.
2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~
Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?
Girl:....What?
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Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.
Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!
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Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”
Theme:superstore
Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro
Squidwards favorite non-perishable food
It tastes very bad like a weird orange but he loves it
oh my they really have it
Canned COOCHIE
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Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes
If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.
Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
"I like Canned Coochie."
"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."
The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.
Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.