canoe beer

Any weak watery beer.

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.

beer-cano

A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.

The best prank I pulled yet was the beer-cano I made of Larry's glass of beer.