canverse

When wearing a pair of converses (or other sports shoe), stomping on a beer or soda can so that it becomes attached to the shoe and makes a satisfying crunching noise every time you take a step.

Me: Hey, you finished with that coke can?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Me: I'ma wear some canverses.

Canversation

Talking on the phone while you're using the toilet.

I'm not comfortable having this obvious canversation, can we talk when you're finished?

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