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Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page
Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases
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A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.
Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh
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"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"
"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"
"Coz she's got fish fingers".
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Descriptive word for something very salty
Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock
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someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads
Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.
Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!