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Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!
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Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.
I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!
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