Carft

It's when you cough and fart at the same time.

Dude, you just carft!

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Carfted

The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously.

My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and propped his feet on my desk. As he began an uncontrollable coughing fit he "carfted" in his chair.

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carft

carft is like a cool person who is so into like chainsaw man and needy streamer overload!
and also a good vocaloid buddy

beefboof: our friend Carft is so like carft!

silas: i agree :3333333
hannah: that's cool but umm anyways
carft: awwwwww the skurnkly :plead: X3

the cat: 🐱