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The guy your woman is fucking while you're at work. Equivalent of "Jody" or "Sancho" but most often used among Guatemalans.
"My wife isn't answering her phone."
"Don't worry - Carmello's taking care of her."
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BFG who only cares about how big a girls waist size is. And he's goin chunky. Call him Moto - Moto cuz he likes em big. This dude is untrustworthy because pussy is his only objective. An actual shit. Can't decide on anything because the gravitational pull off his bitches is too strong. Pussyboi
Guy: Yo carmello can you keep a secret
Carmello: sure my slime
*Doesn't keep secret
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A sexual maneuver in which a you put your hand in a woman's vagina like you're going to dunk and you end up smelling her tits also.
Best attempted when both parties involved are drunk.
Joe: You and Victoria got pretty hammered last night. What were you doing in the bedroom?
Ralph: I pulled the carmello on her. That shit was tight!
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a sub species of primate listed under the mamalia kingdom. Known for their small craniums and mental capcity however this is well compinsated for their abilty to push and pull large objects. Diet consists of capicole,pastrami,procutto and romano cheese. Generally found near the tundra regions of north east North American sub continent.
mommy, we learned about carmello at school today!
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A beast NBA player who gets overshadowed by Lebron James and Dwayne Wade. JuHe is a gangsta too. The way he looks and the way he dressed before the dress code. He is also a great shooter dunker and player. He was draft top 5 in 2003 draft to the Denver Nuggers
Carmello Anthony is overshadowed by Lebron and Dwayne
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When a man is having sex, then walks away into the bathroom. he then takes caramel and puts it all over his penis.then runs out of the bathroom to his partner and shoves the penis into said partners mouth. And vigorously thrusts until the caramel is gone.
I cant wait for her to get home. I have a Carmello Anthony Suprise for her today.
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