Carrickfergus (aka Carrick) is a town in Northern Ireland which is beside the sea and has a large number of pubs and hairdressers and banks and butchers and chap shaps and hoods and big girls and prodestants and painted kerbs, like.
Jonty 1: I wish I was... in Carrickfergus...
Jonty 2: No you dont mate, it's well shiiiiite.
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a very large penis
"Damn, bro. You've got quite the Carrickfergus. *whistles appreciatively*"
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A school for nerds and stuck ups. All the students in Carrick Grammar think they are something when they are just knobs. Carrick Grammar is the worst school to go to because they somehow managed to burn down a classroom. Thatβs how stupid these students are. Even though this is supposed to be a βsmartβ school.
Liam: What school do you go to?
Bob: carrickfergus grammar school
Liam: Lame