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When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.
I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.
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When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.
I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.
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The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.
Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."
Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."
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Slang term for a male with red hair, i.e. ginger, strawberry blonde hair.
Red headed females are refered to as having a ginger minge.
Check out the guy with the red nodge!! Bet he has a carrot cock!
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