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Noun: A project that sounds really good but can't do some of the functionality you claim it does
Verb: The act of making a project look and sound really good but it doesn't actually work
Your project was a cartouch.
I cartouched my hackathon project, it was supposed to be able to unlock a car from a thumbprint but it actually can't do jack shit.
(Verb): When you create a hackathon project with a really good user interface/frontend, but with barely any backend at all in order to hide the uselessness of your project. This term originated when an app called Cartouch, which supposedly unlocks your car with your fingerprint but actually only creates a message box that says "your car has been unlocked", won first place at a hackathon, beating out much cooler machine learning projects.
He cartouched his app and still won 1st place, even though it had a copy pasted template GUI and just one if statement.
The act of ejaculating on your partners forehead and leaving an imprint of your penis in the puddle of semen. (Like a wax seal on a letter)
After having sex with Becky last night, I took a picture of my cartouche for proof.
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someone who peppers their posts with โhappy facesโ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, โtil someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:
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A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.
They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.
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a term coined by Stephen Colbert
cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag
Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?
A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth
Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie