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I went over to his/her apartment last night to carve a pumpkin.
To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.
"Carve your pumpkin"
In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.
Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.
A code phrase for taking a shit. Similar to droppin' the kids off at the pool.
hey what are you doing in there?
carving a pumpkin.
cool...in the bathroom?
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Having alternating sex with two girls at the same time, both of which are in the dog.
Bro, if these chics keep this up, I'll be carving pumpkins tonight.
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When you simply take an ice rod and insert it analy into the girl. After the butthole is numb you cut the edges of the butthole so it is bleeding. When you insert your penis into the butthole you will come out with ketchup on a hotdog, the blood makes the feeling more slick.
Bro I carved that girls Alaskan pumpkin the other day!
I was carving the Chilly pumpkin on this girl last night.
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Fucking someone’s girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.
man would I carve your pumpkin
When that booty look like a pumpkin, dudes wanna carve it..
Damn girl! You got a pumkin tail!! And i think imma carve that pumpkin!!