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Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.

"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.

by rarganCCS October 29, 2012


Carve your pumpkin

Fucking someone’s girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.

man would I carve your pumpkin

by Doseofshadi October 23, 2017


Your carving the pumpkins already

An adult movie that contains a prank on a step sister

your carving the pumpkins already you know that my favirote part

by Nigel cone November 15, 2019