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Cavebrute

A modern day caveman with a bulky build and an aptitude for violence. When a cavebrute walks into a room, the average IQ drops signficantly. Showers infrequently and wears the same brown jacket every day for months without washing it generating a vile stench in combination with his breath for a 3 metre radius. Breathes loudly.

Job centre employee: *Asks a ridiculously easy question.*
Cavebrute: *Says an answer so wrong and irrelevant that it makes the most incompetent of morons shake their heads in disbelief.*

by binmunbruce December 15, 2019

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