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A small, over-policed, self-proclaimed quaint city in southeastern Wisconsin that is full of children pissed off at how conservative their parents are. To feel like individuals they lash out in various ways mainly by listening to jam bands, doing drugs, growing shitty dreads, drinking coffee, and complaining about suburban woes that happen every day in real cities.
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A small town in South-Eastern Wisconsin where 99.9% of people are upper class. Most student cars are nicer then cars in the teacher parking lot. You go to a school where sports dominate. You used to be in competition with Graton, but they suck so bad that you are much more on the level of Mequon. You walk downtown every friday and smoke weed at Cedar Creek Park.
Pete: wanna go get some dank shit?
Sam: Yea man the best stuff is in Cedarburg
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A small town in Wisconsin where everyone lives up their own ass. The conservative parents think too highly of their children so they don't know they're smoking weed and shooting up heroin by the creek. The few people who aren't drinking Starbucks or shooting heroin need to band together and play dungeons and dragons. Most boys play sports and girls cheer.
Girl: i love cedarburg!
Boi: yeah, the drugs!
Girl: no, i mean starbuuuucks. and the drugs, yeah.
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A small, well protected and Safe small town and tourist destination in southeastern Wisconsin that is full a diverse families that create a community with much to offer it's citizens, generally conservative , with an upper median income above average income levels of the surrounding area, home to strawberry fest and summer sounds and many other activities along with many historic buildings bars and restaurants .
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school full of suburban rich white kids that dont like their town and pass their free time by starting drama with each other
person 1: do you go to cedarburg high school?
person 2: yea i hate it
person 1: wanna switch me in milwaukee?
person 2: hell no theres black people there
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