cerealness

The state of mind that surpasses ordinary seriousness and is used only in the most horrible of situations such as the attack of manbearpig or the summoning of the mighty power of excelsior.

Al Gore's cerealness about manbearpig is so large that he has the need to say "excelsior" very loudly in public places.
Al Gore is a very cereal person.
People are not taking Al Gore cerial, even though his cerialness is super duper excelsiory.

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Cerealed

Past tense verb for when a guy tries and fails to get with a girl dressed as a cereal box

It’s been a while since Sam last Cerealed

cereally

seriously; fo sho; def; "are you for serious?!"; "I know!"; can be said by anyone, including those who don't like cereal

"It feels like I haven't seen you in forever!"

"Cereally!"

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cereal

A box of sugar with pretty pictures.

Cereal is where the gov'ment puts our brain candy.

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cereal

another form of the word serious

Dude, do you think she was cereal when she said she liked me?

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for cereal

1) An inquisitive remark; a way of asking "are you for certain that what you are expressing right now is something that can be trusted?"
2) A confirmation of seriousness.
3) A deep and philosophical question, as in: "Are you sure that you are not dicking around right now?"
4) An exclamation.

1) Are you for cereal?
2) For cereal.
3) SUPER cereal?
4) Cereal!

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cereal

The best food in the world.

I eat cereal all day long. It is good in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening, especially good for a snack in the middle of the night.

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