Cobra Ceye

Whilst your girlfriend is noshing you off, your nob rears up and shoots ejaculate in her eye

"Damn it Dave, you just got Cum in my eye"
"Sorry darling, my Dick got a bit excited and delivered you a Cobra Ceye"

ceye

Pronounced "keye". 1: adj. To be cockeyed 2: v. To stick one's cock in another's eye
3: n. Literally a cock for an eye

1: You hung that picture frame ceye (or ceyed), retard!
2: This kinky bitch totally wanted me to ceye her last night.
3: Nobody fucks with Pirate Ceye.