Cezar

A fucking god, if your name is Cezar you definitely have a monster cock and every woman wants your cock.
Efectiv zeu sa-mi bag pula daca nu.

Random fraier:Oh your name is Cezar? I bet you have a monster cock.
Someone named Cezar: Yeeah boy you're right.

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Cezar

A calque of the Romanian colloquial word meaning 'swag'.

Wow, that's so cezar!

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Cezar

Perfect human

Is that Cezar
Yeah, he’s my bf, he’s perfect

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Cezar

someone who is very very prost

you are so Cezar

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cezar

The original god of cezism, often seen lurking in southeastern portions of Ontario, these creatures are hostile and often sexy. Take caution when approaching, and bring lots and lots of pizza.

"OMG , run ! It's a Cezar !"

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cezar

Total cretin who had a few weeks of fame following a short stay on Big Brother. Best remembered for the look of shock on his face when he was voted out. The kind of guy who uses every tacky chat up line known to exist. Probably would pay for female company. Likes women best when they're drunk. Shortass with big opinion of himself. Easy to manipulate by massaging his ego.
His mummy loves him.

Got hit by a total creep the other night called cezar

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cezar andrade

A person that developes Undertale fangames. Most known by his fangame Unnofficial Disbelief Papyrus. He's a member of the Team Unizone, a team that makes undertale fangames.
Known as "Cesar Augusto Andrade", he got really popular thanks to his disbelief papyrus fangame.
Somehow, a meme about him started to appear in 13th May that was about giving him credits for everything.

Person 1: Credits to Cezar Andrade for creating the universe.
Person 2: Credits to Cezar Andrade.

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