changing tires

When two or more people soil their own underpants, swap them and then soil said underpants in the other manner.

David and I bonded on a new level by changing tires. We thought we were just merging scat but we were actually fusing souls.

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Change a tire

To take a bath.

Man I gotta go change a tire.

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Change The Tires

"Change The Tires" or "Changing The Tires" refers to replacing the damaged aluminium foil cone on a homemade temporary weed pipe.

Friend: "Hurry up I haven't had a cone in ages"

Me: "Sorry mate I need to change the tires"

Friend: "Hurry up man"

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Tire Change

Requesting a condom change between taking it in the ass and giving a blow job. The phrase originated from the slang term, "rubber" which refers to a condom.

While Bernie was well known for his sexual exploration he did have some standards. Anyone going ATM was going to have to do a tire change.

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European Tire Change

An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).

My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!