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The act of doing a line of cocaine between another persons butt cheeks.
Damn, that chick gave me the best Charlie Brown Christmas.
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1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.
2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
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When a son or daughter wakes up on christmas morning excited for presents and runs into their parents room, only to find their father pooping on their mothers chest and making the families golden retriever lick the feces off.
Walking in on a Charlie Brown Christmas is still better than being a jew.
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