chauffriend

A person with whom you are friends solely because they have a car and you do not.

"Are you going to invite Steve to the party?"

"No, he's not really a friend, he's just a chauffriend."

chauffriend

Noun:
The title assigned to the friend that will be responsible for driving you around until you get your license back from your DUI.

Verb:

The act of driving you around until you get your license back from your DUI.

Even though Amy had girls' night out planned, she still had to chauffriend Gary to the VFW.

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