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1. noun: a member of a group (predominantly men) that suck each other off with repetitive compliments
2. noun: a generally entitled douchebag
He was being such a chaunce when he called Tom's jacket "tuff".
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Chaunce or Chauncing is defined as “chillin” or takin it easy.
Man, I feel lazy, all i did was chaunce all day.
Hey man what are you doing?
Not much, I just feel like chauncing all day today.
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Noun: an Über-douche; one who is deliberately ostentatious; lacks self-awareness; obnoxiously loud; frequent hash tag user; admirer of Ryan Lochte.
Bryan, who owns every season of Entourage on dvd, is a total chaunce.
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Mystical creatures that dwell in college dormitories. Often put off stenches that pervade even the most sanitary environments. Chaunces are slow, make little sense in their actions, chaunce around all day, and may become violent if perturbed. Chaunces often live in dark, cavernous rooms and take no notice to their own foul odors. Beware of contact with Chaunces, they often irritate others or become extremely violent in nature.
That Chaunce is ridiculous, he does nothing all day.
Chaunce smells like shit, I guess it's because he just chaunces around all day like a chaunce.
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n. An individual that removes themself from social interaction with other individuals, or avoids going to public places with friends, co-workers, family, etc.
v. The act of being a chaunce
n. I invited Jason to the party, but he's not gonna come. He's such a chaunce.
v. He chaunced out last night.
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To be extremly greedy, lack of funds .. the definition is like bigfoot you just have to see it to believe it.
you get a ride fishing with your friend and he charges you for new tires because you rode in his truck.. thats chaunce..
THEN HE SAYS YOU RODE IN HIS TRUCK 7 DAYS THIS MONTH SO YOU HAVE TO PAY 1/3 OF HIS TRUCK INSURANCE .. THATS CHAUNCE!!!!
you use your friends lighter and he charges you .20 cents for butane .. thats chaunce...
you bring your friend on a vacation and bring your own beer and booze and his brother drinks all your beer so you drink a few of his and when the trip is over he charges you for 4 heinekens and when you tell him you dont have cash on you and you will pay him later,so he ends your 13 year friendship.. THATS CHAUNCE!!!!
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1. verb: to chaunce, or the act of chauncing around involves a friend or seemingly non-brooks type making a self-call without realizing it.
2. noun: a chaunce is someone who by their simple act of habitual chauncing around has afforded them the name chaunce. Archaic version of chaunce: "king of the castle"
"Have you seen ben today?"
"Oh you mean chaunce? Yeah he was chauncing around Collis with his strawberry banana smoothie for a solid hour earlier today."
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