chavspeak

The twisted version of english spoken by chavs--
English = Chavlish
emo = emo
scene kid = emo
goth = goff
metalhead = mosha
skater = grunja
trainers = creps
men = mandem
thankyou = safe
hello = oright?
my friends = me crew
i will beat you up = ima bang u out dick'ed
i agree, yes, no, (any affirmative response) = init

these are just a few translations, there are thousands more

* chavspeak in action *

chav1: orite blud
chav2: orite
chav3: oi, wanna fag
chav4: safe
*goth walks past*
chav1: oi goff, go put makeup on and worship the devil init
goth: (alone) pardon?
chav2: ya startin mayte, me and me crew gonna bang u out blud so jog on
Goth:*walks towards chavs*
chav3: LEG IT!!!

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chavspeak

Chavspeak is one word to describe the language that is spoken by the subhuman Chav race. It is hard to understand especially when spoken fast as in rap music songs, or a show of anger. A visitor to the UK should learn this language for thier own safety.

example of the chavspeak language
Chav: "'Ay check out da f**king goff, trash im!"
Goth: "Go away,scumbag!"
Chav: "Oi y'startin, y'startin, I'll spark ya'out cold!"
*Goth grabs the bling round the offender's neck*
Chav: " f..fking gerroff, y'killin mi!"
*Chav collapses half dead in some mud and the Goth walks away.*

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