check the lights

Look at the boobies.

Check the lights on that chick. She got her high-beams on. Boioioioing!!

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check engine light

The ultimate cock-block when you A. Need to get your car inspected or B. Need to sell your car. Generally, it means a sensor is tripped that indicates a faulty part, but it usually doesn't affect the overall operation of the car.

Potential Buyer: "So how much do you want for this car?"

You: "I'll take $5000 for it."

Former Potential Buyer: "Wait... the Check Engine Light is on, never mind."

You: "fuck..."

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Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.

Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.

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check liver light

After drinking lots and lots of alcoholic beverages your liver tells you time to stop1

Dude last night I drank so much vodka my check liver light came on! Think I drank way to much

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Check liver light

What happens after a long weekend of drinking.

I drank three cases of beer this weekend and my check liver light started flashing.

Break check at a green light

When you’re hitting it from behind and it slips out and back in to the other persons asshole.
Also known as accidental anal

Veronica: so how was it last night?
Stacy: it was good, except I got break checked at a green light.

John: I heard you got with Stacy, how was it?
Jack: she was great, but she hasn’t talked to me since I accidentally gave her a break check at a green light.

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Check English Light

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.

"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"